11th June 2004

1. Well they offered me a place on this course which is good and I have two weeks to decide whether to do it. We shall shee.

2. Fell down Mart's cellar again (2 times this year). I know have a large graze on my arm and only 5 lives left. It's a damn good job I don't have a motorbike or participate in any dangerous sports or else I'd be one dead dogfrog.

3. Haven't yet got Euro 2004 fever. I think it's something to do with the fact that we have the most boring side since every Spurs side ever. There's a picture of Paul Scholes on the back of the Times today having a dump.

4. My death will accomplish nothing, I'm gonna put it off for a bit.

5. It's quite sickening how the women in my office fawn like Japanese school girls over the Dean. They were literally queuing up to make him a cup of tea earlier. Either they know something I don't or he's got some group psychosis thing going.

6. I've mentally chosen a group of utterly random words. For should a time come when I bump into Derren Brown, I will be prepared.

7. Topless mud wrestling on BB. They've spoilt it now. Two weeks in and there's nothing left to the imagination, not that I was watching, honest guv. Do you have Big Brother in Egypt Nancy?

8. Compulsory voting and a national holiday. I think that is the way forward. Freedom is too important to be left up to other people. In actual fact in countries that have extremely low turnouts in their elections should be automatically taken over by the UN until they can prove that they have taken an interest in politics!!

9. I was just thinking about how introducing ID cards in the UK will affect the Internet. I wonder how many sites would consider using the ID card number as security measure. (ie for logging into chat,forums etc) How secret and personal would that number be? Ooh that's all a bit dull for a friday. Forget that and think about Rooney's weekend goal bonanza instead.

10. I was also just thinking about the band that have most influenced or affected my life. Sadly and like everyone else of my age and exquisite taste I think it's The Smiths.

11. This amp is louder. It goes up to eleven!