Twitterings

July 29, 2004

Smoothie Recipies, North Korea and Squirrelz

1. First day of the second test at Edgebaston. Wish I was there.

I don't like cricket...I LOVE IT...

2. Watched the Ninth Gate last night with Johnny Depp. I have seen it before and enjoyed it once more. It has been said that Depp makes an ordinary film interesting and a good film great.

3. A different big brother Margaret Hodge no less

4. I now have an ending for my America's Wildest Police Chase story courtesy of a couple of friends. *Typing frenzy ahoy* I will publish here when finished.

5. I've been getting back in spiritual harmony with my juicer. Three oranges, a nectarine, two apricots, some natural yoghurt and some ginger is all I need for an agonising afternoon of wind and all round unpleasantness. Smoothie Recipes

6. Dixons have taken a game of the shelves because of this . They can do what they want as retailers but if you are thinking of committing a murder in the next few weeks, months or years, please say to the police "James Patterson's books made me do it."

7. More North Korean shennanigans. It's a good job they are so backward really or else they'd kick our asses big time since there are millions of them and they are loyal as worker ants. It's so unfair Can't we give them some others back? Who wants to defect with me?

8. What is the technical definition of defection? If I decided to go and live in Pyongyang is that considered defecting? Does the fact that North Korea is considered hostile make a difference? Can I defect to Holland for instance?

9. Henry Blowfelt's eyesight is not what is was.

10. Squirrelz, he said in a high pitch Bristolian accent.

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