You Knows It

1. Remember if you are caught in a terrorist attack, your first duty as a British citizen is to loot.

2. Considering that this country is supposed to be undergoing the longest period of economic growth since the Jurassic, why do I know so many people who are either being made redundant, living under the fear of it or who actually are redundant? I still firmly believe that this country will be like a poor man's Switzerland in 20 years. If you can't afford to live here, then you wont. Where will we all live and work? North Korea is my guess since it will be pretty much empty by then anyway.

3. KCNA - The North Korean News Agency
An amazing look back in time before people knew what they were doing on the Interweb. Some of the propaganda is truly remarkable too. Why not mail them in the spirit of liberal democracy?

4. More hilarity from The Onion

5. Song going round in my head today - Fugitive Motel by Elbow - thing is I can only remember one line. Circular song viruses, urggh.

6. Myself and Ben have been talking about new girl in the office when she arrives on the 7th. I've never seen her but Ben's met her and says she's alright. He also said that he could never mix work and mutual masturbation. I on the other hand, have been known to.

7. I've been on the lookout for a live helicopter web cam site but with no luck so far. If you find one please let me know. Also does anyone know a good reason why a London double decker bus would be found in the mid-west USA? Just make up a reason, that's all I'm looking for I can't think of one. It's for a fictional piece.

8. By amazing co-incidence, I was looking up London bus exports and there is a company here in my small town. Grilliant, I feel some research coming on. Would you Adam'n'Eve it?

9. Lots in the news about self-harming at the moment. Listening to a woman this morning talking about how she throws herself down the stairs was most upsetting. I've known a few people who've done this over the years and some that continue to do so when they feel they are under extreme pressure or at massive lows. I remember one girl once told me that she did it not because she was depressed or ill, but it took away the numb feeling of being alive. It made her feel something.

10. We are going to see Goldie Lookin' Chain on Wednesday along with Basement Jaxx. Why? Here's why. The GLC Experience Safe.