Doctors and Nurses

DOCTOR: How’s he doing?

NURSE: He’s weak.

DOCTOR: Where did they find him?

NURSE #2: In the river, they thought he was dead.

DOCTOR: What’s that stuff all over him?

NURSE: Dye, we think. It won’t come off either way.

DOCTOR: Have you tried Swarfega?

NURSE: Perhaps you’d like us to burn it off?

DOCTOR: No need to be sarky.

NURSE: Aren’t you going to shine a pen torch in his eyes?

DOCTOR: Good idea, perhaps you could take his pulse.

NURSE #2: Is he going to make it?

DOCTOR: I don’t know.

NURSE: You’re not really a doctor are you?

RAY: No. Look at the monkey. Points left, exits right.