Boozeberry

There are alot of reasons for staying in on a weekend to watch celebrity ice skating whilst drinking bleach and slashing your wrists with a rusty kitchen knife. Driving your drunk friends around is perhaps one of the best. I'm coming to believe that the words 'actually I think I'm gonna drive' is an ancient gypsy curse. You'll find yourself saying them roughly every two or three years when you've either been put on a course of anti-biotics, you're absolutely brassic or you had so much booze in the previous three days, you can't face another drink but you've got to go because you feel socially obliged. Either way you will need to have forgotten how bad it was last time you drove your drunk friends home or else you'd never do it again.Read More