1. Have successfully registered a Gmail account! How did I do it? Set your self up a blog at blogger.com and it will offer you one. Bet you didn't know that. I am dogfrog@gmail.com. Cool as pants.
2. I have managed to download and configure Realplayer at work so now I can listen to the radio and more importantly the Test Match at work tomorrow. Man I tell you that makes you one productive worker.
3. My mum took some antibiotics yesterday and came out with a massive allergic reaction. She went round the local shop to get some milk and the massively fat shopkeeper asked her if she was alright. She explained her reaction and he said that happened to him last year and his genitals swelled up. Quite beautiful.
4. Did you see You are what you eat on Channel 4 last night? If you haven't seen that programme yet watch it, especially if all you eat is chips, pies, burgers, pizzas, frozen crap, fry ups, coca-cola, crisps and chocolate biscuits. I might even buy some sunflower seeds today.
There are only two diet rules that have ever meant anything to me.
Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
Remember you only have one arsehole.
5. I have tried to get in touch with Burberry without success. I'm trying to establish how many baseball caps they have sold in the last year so that I can do some statistical analysis.
6. Tabloid scum. Just read this on theugly from Mr Jolly... a chum of mine who has just returned from Portugal had this tale to tell...
He was drinking outside a bar that was populated with England fans inside, and French fans outside. Apparently, a couple of Sun journos went up to the French with a wedge of cash - 3000 euros to be precise, and tried to bribe them to kick off with the England fans. The French duly accepted the cash, went into the bar and flopped the money on the bar, telling the England fans what had happened - by this time, the scum had clocked what was going on and legged it. Thus the English and French fans were able to enjoy a bloody good pish up on the Sun! As I said, tabloid scum.
7. Top 3 sandwich fillings...
Bovril, cheese and ham filled with salt and vinegar crisps Cheese and rhubarb chutney filled with cheese and onion Chicken, mayonnaise, onion relish, worcester sauce crisps
8. It's amazing that this sort of thing can still happen.
9. I've just had an email from Ahmet in Belarus. It begins...Hello Mr Mett. I can just imagine him saying that. well it made me laugh anyway.
10. This site is a travesty of taste. The Princess is a design classic along with the Allegro. I remember the registration plate on my dad's old Allegro, VAA 29R. Now that's a long story.
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