1. Started my new job today. The word doddle doesn't really cover it. My sister came up with a new word this weekend. Odge. To reverse in your car on the brake. ie i was odging backwards when I hit the pensioner.
2. I can feel the surge, the mania and the relief as another flash of inspiration develops in my grey ripples.
3. Never put fibregel in a bread maker. Top tip that.
4. Recently I have watched Big Fish, Lost in Translation, Mystic River and thought them all ok-ish but nothing wonderful. Last night I watched Robocop and found it far more satisfying. The laughter, the tears...
5. Met a puppy version of the Incredible Zac which was nice because I never saw him when he was all fluff’n’stuff.
6. My new office is cold on both levels. When I ask a question I keep expecting the people to lead with “Are you fucking stupid or something?” Little do they know. *evil smirk*
7. I have been a bit slack with reading and reviewing people’s work lately; mainly due to my PC mainlining 250,000 volts. But I resolve to read a lot more now I have a job that pays me for doing sweet FA.
8. Has fiction become unfashionable? You poets are breeding like rabbits and I’m not sure what’s coming out is all rabbits.
9. It’s unbelievably nice to be sat somewhere quiet without the bilious rub of the Witches of Eastwick that has driven me to arrhythmia for the last twelve weeks.
10. I don’t know if I’ve just got worked up about it, but it is one of the most annoying, incomprehensible and pointless things that I’ve witnessed for a while. It is basically beyond trying to argue with; it is…well, boring. I'm just not fucking interested in it or what it has to say. Fuck it.
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