It's a little bit funny...or not

1. I am evil. I am sorry I am evil. Grrrr me.

2. My sister said to me yesterday that in my car I have a Magic Tree and a tax disc in a funny position on my windscreen, just like serial squirrel Steven Wright. It's good to see that family members already have their suspicions.

3. Preparation for my interview on Friday seems to be progressing well, apart from forgetting my suit that is...oops. I could just wear jeans...Mental note: No Swearing.

4. I think sending Christian e-cards to my friends might become my new hobby.

5. Hmmm Chez Gerards this evening or a cheapo Sainsburys carb burn? It's a toughy.

6. Should I get the job, I've almost definitely decided that I shall live in London, Ealing probably. I mean seeing as London is the best place to live on earth right now and it's at it's cultural peak, I'd be bloody daft not to I reckon, I mean what's going on in Maidenhead?