Twitterings

July 13, 2004

24th June 2004

1. Blummineck, I'm knackered. Didn't get in till 2.30 this morning from the Chili Peppers who were, btw, rather disappointing. Our seats were in the top tier of the Millenium Stadium and were miles away. Bugger that we thought so we found a service elevator and got down onto the corporate box level...

2.

I'm hungry like a leathery hippo

I could eat a scabby cat

If I don't get something in my belly soon

I will pass out under the weight of my own light head

3. My computer is D.E.A.D. dead. I will sue God although I suspect that his counter claim is likely to be more successful.

4. I can't really see this happening in the House of Lords http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1245929,00.html

5. The pressure to surf is mounting. I can smell the salty swell and feel that gritty rubber round me arse, the crabs nipping at me toes and the ocean in my stomach. I've just talked myself into it.

6. I can tell today is going to be a slow one. Even the clocks can't be bothered.

7. It's amazing to see so many people in one place, ie 60,000 people. I'm amazed that when armed with the tools to speak to so many people, they say nothing.

8. So no job offers then? One of you must be a multi millionaire businessman with too much time on your hands just looking for someone to look after your winter retreat in Antigua?

9. There's a woman in our office who, it seems hates her husband beyond measure. I think she blames him for supplying her with sick children.

10. In the middle of christ knows how many people last night I bumped into a friend who I hadn't seen for 3 years. I thought she still lived in Northampton but she's moved back to Bristol. It was weird considering all the things people have told me about her departure. Her young brother died in a car crash a few years ago and it's had a profound effect on her. I like reckless people but that's probably the sad punk in me.

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