1. Left the house and got five miles before I realised I had no gas and no means of payment, had to go back. Blur were right, modern life is rubbish. In older times I could have bartered for petrol, in most decent countries you still can.
2. It's nice to see a smiling face in the morning especially when it's yours.
3. My dog, the incredible Zac hurt himself last night. We have laminate floors in the kitchen. He slipped and appears to have hurt his foot but no serious damage methinks. I have just been recommended Paw Wax which stops them slipping. Cool.
4. Mum's birthday tomorrow. Ideas for presents please. Something for the garden possibly? Garden heaters are the next climate killer
5. Policy decision. I am switching from strong European lager to real ale.
6.It's official. When you're in love with a beautiful woman...it's hard.
7. I am fully expecting England to be destroyed in the forthcoming European Championships. My tip is obviously Latvia.
8. New made up word learnt last night...shaboodle from shebang and caboodle. I'll let you deal with the finer intracies of meaning. Best example wins another go.
9. I like the way Monster Munch stay with you for about an hour giving your tongue a good work out. Nothing like a healthy breakfast is there?
10. I wish I was standing in the European elections on thursday. I fear I may have left it too late. Being an MEP sounds like a bit of a earner and besides Belgium is not a bad office to work in. Mmmmm...truffles.
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